A Critic Takes On the Logic of Female Orgasm - New York Times: Here's an interesting article about a book analyzing the thoeritical evolutionary explanations of the female orgasm. The author of the book seems to debunk most of the explanations. Evolution seems to create more problems than it solves.

Now we know evolutionists think about after they've had sex. You could almost picture one, taking a drag on a cigarette, contemplating how and why an evolutionary process could be so much fun.

"Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito."

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

Eight months until Christmas!

Song of the Week:
Kings of Leon, Milk:

Quick Quote:

She saw my comb over, her hourglass body
she has problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy
She'll loan you her toothbrush
she'll bartend your party

Funny article on Micro$oft Word and its grammar check "feature": A Word to the unwise -- program's grammar check isn't so smart

9 months until Christmas!

If I tried to make a diamond, it would probably end up being a carbon copy.

Would you still be willing to be their means if you really knew what their end was?

Hurricane Isabel: That was rather disappointing. Here I am back at work with the power on. I even made it in record time because I was able to do between 80 and 85 on the beltway (I was probably pushing 90 a couple of times). There were windy times and rainy times last night, but nothing frightening. Now it's gone.

No more legal stuff here folks. Legal stuff will now be over on Strict Constructionist.

Here they go again. The Padilla case is something to watch.

Here is Beaumont. In spite of the snowstorm, we finished our amicus brief in Lawrence v. Texas, 02-102. That brief is here.

On January 23, we (the firm) filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court in the case Ryan v. Telemarketing Associates, 02-1806. You can see our brief here.

Sunday night, February 9, we finished an amicus brief in FEC v. Beaumont, 02-403. Actually, it was 3:30 in the morning. I'll put up a link when the brief is up.

Ok, it's been over six months since I posted anything. My goal is to post at least once a week (that's not unreasonable). I've also started working on my other webpage: www.geocities.com/greenvandenplas. Needs lots of work.

Wow, if only I had the energy of Randy the Rooster:
http://www.inkdrop.net/name/menu6.htm

On Sunday 4/28/02 Stephanie Dosch threw me a lingerie shower and Gerald cooked the food. Jeremiah opened the champagne and made a souvenier hole in the Dosch's kitchen ceiling. It was fun.

On Tuesday 4/23/02 Jeanie Moore and several other ladies from Harvester threw me a bridal shower. It was fun. A lot of people came and we had cake and chocolate covered strawberries.

Yesterday, we mailed the invitations. Today, she came here to work, and we went and got the marriage license. We also got her passport photo, and she went and turned her application in.

We got the invitations on Friday. They look very nice and are pretty much done; just need postage. Met with Don again. We were not able to finish all of the assignments. Have just about as many this time, but I know now how to better manage the time.

I ordered the invitations yesterday. We met with Don again, and he gave us a lot of reading material. Of course everything is overwhelming . . .