Monday, August 22, 2005

Backstreet Boys are bad

From the Chicago Tribune: Headline: "Backstreet Boys are bad imitators." This, apparently, is news.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Clever Blog

I know, blogging about blogs is stupid, but: I Had A Thought

Bizarre Blog

News, from India, in limerick form: news in limerick

Mainstream Nudity

That's two days in a row now that the Washington, D.C. newspapers have had a picture of a naked child on the front page.

Quandry

Why is making love fun, but making fun is not love?

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Good Start for the Bears Pre-Season

The Bears pulled one out in the fourth quarter to start the season with a win. Ok, so it was the pre-season. It still feels good. Need something to root for since watching the Cubs has been like dining on crap, having lost six in a row. I guess I could be a White Sox fan for the rest of the season. My back-up team, the Nationals, are little better than the Cubs; they're more like dining on vomit.

Friday, May 20, 2005

A Critic Takes On the Logic of Female Orgasm - New York Times: Here's an interesting article about a book analyzing the thoeritical evolutionary explanations of the female orgasm. The author of the book seems to debunk most of the explanations. Evolution seems to create more problems than it solves.

Now we know evolutionists think about after they've had sex. You could almost picture one, taking a drag on a cigarette, contemplating how and why an evolutionary process could be so much fun.

Friday, April 29, 2005

"Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito."

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

Monday, April 25, 2005

Eight months until Christmas!

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Song of the Week:
Kings of Leon, Milk:

Quick Quote:

She saw my comb over, her hourglass body
she has problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy
She'll loan you her toothbrush
she'll bartend your party

Monday, March 28, 2005

Funny article on Micro$oft Word and its grammar check "feature": A Word to the unwise -- program's grammar check isn't so smart

Friday, March 25, 2005

9 months until Christmas!

Saturday, July 17, 2004

If I tried to make a diamond, it would probably end up being a carbon copy.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Would you still be willing to be their means if you really knew what their end was?

Friday, September 19, 2003

Hurricane Isabel: That was rather disappointing. Here I am back at work with the power on. I even made it in record time because I was able to do between 80 and 85 on the beltway (I was probably pushing 90 a couple of times). There were windy times and rainy times last night, but nothing frightening. Now it's gone.

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

No more legal stuff here folks. Legal stuff will now be over on Strict Constructionist.
Here they go again. The Padilla case is something to watch.

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Here is Beaumont. In spite of the snowstorm, we finished our amicus brief in Lawrence v. Texas, 02-102. That brief is here.

Thursday, February 13, 2003

On January 23, we (the firm) filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court in the case Ryan v. Telemarketing Associates, 02-1806. You can see our brief here.

Sunday night, February 9, we finished an amicus brief in FEC v. Beaumont, 02-403. Actually, it was 3:30 in the morning. I'll put up a link when the brief is up.

Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Ok, it's been over six months since I posted anything. My goal is to post at least once a week (that's not unreasonable). I've also started working on my other webpage: www.geocities.com/greenvandenplas. Needs lots of work.